forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.


Ah the glory that was Windows 95

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

Ah the glory that was Windows 95

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mintmanic:

Flatmate finally, finally left us for good today, but not before leaving us with some of the stupidest shit he’s ever come out with.

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So this is what girlfriend and I have been living with for the last year.

Other tales of the flatmate include how he has left our front door wide open multiple time on a street with high instances of crime up to and including murder, his incredibly worrying belief about sex; namely that the lack of a “no” can equal consent, his yelling while gaming at 3am, his inability to clean up after himself, and a complete unawareness of how the world works.

Now he’s finally gone, so girlfriend and I can finally live together on our own… after we fumigate his room.


dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

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real-gifs:

colormebadder:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Yes lord

The decision to follow listoflifehacks might end up killing me but I’ll die happy so

(via pizza)


mugglepolitics:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

I pretty much just counted out loud to 100 to prove this, it’s actually quite amazing. 

mugglepolitics:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

I pretty much just counted out loud to 100 to prove this, it’s actually quite amazing. 

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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(via pizza)


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tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2


dobdob:

necroticnymph:

briansandstorm:

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

oh boy I have a story to contribute. On Saturday I was on my way to London Film and Comic Con as Abaddon from SPN. I’d upgraded the prosthetics (a decapitation wound that was actually sewn up with a suturing needle) and covered myself in fake blood before realising I was going to have to travel through London like this. I didn’t want to freak any nice people out so wore a scarf hijab-style to cover it all up.

Cut to me being singled out by an evangelical Christian outside the tube station (I think because of my punk clothes?) who tried to give me a homophobic pamphlet and shouted “you’re going to hell the way you’re living.”

Without skipping a beat I lifted up the scarf and replied “Darling. Been there, done that. They made me Queen”

He jumped back in horror, I strolled on. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an M.I.A. soundtrack.

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strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

Appartently if you’re too young to understand physics they don’t apply to you

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lolo9000:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

*cracks skull while pounding it into desk* How can people be so stupid? Dogs eat meat. Don’t impress your eating habits and ideals onto your animals. That goes for feeding them human food too. I know it’s cute to be like “awww, kitty can has cheeseburger”, but no, that shit will kill your animal’s pancreas and kidneys. No, just…no.

lolo9000:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

*cracks skull while pounding it into desk* How can people be so stupid? Dogs eat meat. Don’t impress your eating habits and ideals onto your animals. That goes for feeding them human food too. I know it’s cute to be like “awww, kitty can has cheeseburger”, but no, that shit will kill your animal’s pancreas and kidneys. No, just…no.


ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)


teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

image

i dont know whats happening in this post

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